SMS Junction: May 2007

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	You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR052 Sardar falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks... thinks... thinks and writes... I LOVE U SISTER.. Rating : * DIFU07SAR053 Sardar gets a job in airtel customer care custmer:Hello my airtel sim s locked.wht 2 Do? Srd:oye y do u take tension yar remove airtel sim put spice.. Rating : * DIFU07SAR054 sardar orders 4 a pizza waiter asks him should he cut into 4 or 6 pieces sardar replies 4 pieces please, i dont think i can eat 6 pieces Rating : **** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 8:18 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR049 Sardar 1: Did u cnslt d eye doctr abt ur eyes? Sardar 2: Yes, bt d doc was blinder thn me. Sardar 1: Hw'd u knw? Sardar 2: He was lukin at my eyes with a torch!... Rating : * DIFU07SAR050 A sardar's penis was inside a prostitutes mouth. she said giv me 500 othrwise i'll bite dis. srdar bola giv me Rs.5000 Nahito su su kar dunga. Rating : DIFU07SAR051 What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA & JESUS..? SARDAR replied.... "ALL ARE BORN ON GOVERNMENT HOLIDAYS..!!!" Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 8:07 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR046 Teacher:tell me 5 water animals. Sardar: fish. Teacher: gud,but tel me d other 4. Sardar:fish's father,mother, brother,sister Rating : * DIFU07SAR047 Sardar's frnd Slaps him. Sardar: u Slapped me SERIOUSLY or just 4 fun? Frnd: Seriously. Sardar: Thn its Ok. I don't like people making FUN OF ME..Rating : DIFU07SAR048 One Sardar locked his mobile in room n left the room. Another Sardar passed by the room n heard the mob ringing n msgd him.. Come soon your mob is ringing.. Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 8:03 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR043 Sardar asked a lady:what is ur new car's name? lady:i dont know.but it stars with"T"(Tea). sardar:u are very lucky..my cars starts with PETROL only.. Rating : *** DIFU07SAR044 (sardar by mistake went into a ladies toilet) all ladies suddenly stand up. SARDHAR: MARIYAADHE MANASALLI EDHRE SAAKU, KUNTHUKOLLI...! Rating : * DIFU07SAR045 sardar declares : I will never marry in my life &. . . . I will give same advice to my children too....! Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 8:00 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR040 On a romantic day sardars girlfriend asks him, "Darling,on our engagement will u give me a RING?" sardar- "Ya sure, from landline or mobile.....! Rating : ** DIFU07SAR041 Sardar wrote a book of 200 pages about horses, title HOW THE HORSE RUNS 1st page how does horse run? remaining 199 pages taka taka taka taka... Rating : DIFU07SAR042 Sardar wanted to watch Horse Race and dialled to the Race course. Sardar:Hello! Is it Race course? Receptionist: Ofcourse. Sardar: Sorry wrong number ! Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:56 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR037 CID askd sardar. Y criminals leave their finger print aftr their work? Sardar:Sir d criminals r uneducatd. If dey r educatd dey would leave their signature! Rating : * DIFU07SAR038 Bus accident happened. A man crying: "O! my hand was cut down". sardar: "Y r u crying. Control urself. Dont cry. C that man. He has died. Is he crying?... Rating : DIFU07SAR039 Sardar1: I loss 800 rp by betting against india vs pakistan mach. 500 first and 300 Sardar2: why u loss 2nd time Sardar1: I bet again for highlights..... Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:50 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR034 In an interview, Intviwer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: duurrrrrrr. Interviewer:(shouts) stop it. Sardar: durr durr dug dug dug..! Rating : ** DIFU07SAR035 Sardar standing in front of the mirror wit his eyes closed. His wife asked wat r u doing? He said "i m Trying 2 see how i look while sleeping". Rating : DIFU07SAR036 Principal: 'write ur fathers name in english" Sardar: 'beautiful red underwear' principal: R u joking??" Sardar: no..no..my fathers name is sunder lal chaddi Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:40 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR031 A bus fel into a lake,every1 swimmed across,then suddenly Sardar JUMPS IN searches 4 some1, when asked whom he seaching 4 Srdr:sala conductor change nahi diya.. Rating : * DIFU07SAR032 Interviewar: what is ur qualification? Sardarji: Sir i m Ph.d. Interviewar: whatdo u mean by Ph.d.? Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...... Rating : DIFU07SAR033 A sardar to a callgirl whats ur rate? girl:100 on bed, 50 on sofa, 10 on floor, Sardr gives Rs100. Girl:-Oh ,on bed! Sardr:No, 10times on floor! Rating : ** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:33 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR028 Sardar was Director 4 film. Sardar : U Should jump to the swimingpool from 100ft Height. Actor: I don't know swiming. Sardar: Don't worry, there is no water..!! Rating : *** DIFU07SAR029 Interviewer to Sardar:tell me something about yourself.... Sardar keeps thinking. Elle hodru ide question keltare. . Ee nan maga YOURSELF yaru....? Rating : * DIFU07SAR030 SHAYARI by sardar:khidki s dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha... Khidki s dekha to raste p koi nahi ta... Raste p ja ka dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha... Rating : ** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:29 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR025 We enjoy sardar jokes but in reality it is a shame on us.In 1930 wen india was under d british rule al Srdars fought bravely.So d british got angry n start writing comic books on Srdar n stil it continues.Please avoid srdar jokes.If u wish change d word 'sardar' into 'british'.Be indian Pass dis to all... Rating : DIFU07SAR026 Sardarji was standing near light with open mouth. A man asked oye sardarji what are you doing. Sardar replied:- doctor said to have light food. Rating : DIFU07SAR027 Pls..can u give me Rs.2000. I'll return it 2 u within 1 week. I need it. Pls, help me. I knw u hav, pls help.... Sardar talking 2 ATM machine Rating : **** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:22 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR022 Once sardar got an invitation to a party which said, "PINK TIE ONLY" when he went 2 party he was surprisd 2 find that othrs were wearing pants & shirts also.... Ek sardar pani pee rahatha... . . . . . . Ab kya sardar paani bi nahi peesakta kya?? Usme bi joke chahiye??? Rating : * DIFU07SAR023 A tamilian & sardarji sitting 2 gether in a train.. Tamilin is bored & wants 2 talk, asks sardar "tamil terima? sardar gets angry & says punjab tera baap... Rating : DIFU07SAR024 Dog was following sardar. Sardar laughed,A man asked,"Y r u laughing?" Sardar replied,"I hv put Airtel's sim but Hutch ntwrk is following me".... Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:14 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR019 NASA sent Sardar to moon. Sardar got into rocket & jumped back half the way shouting... How dare u cheat me, Today is AMAVASE, there will b no moon...! Rating : * DIFU07SAR020 Sardar attending an interview in software company.. Manager: ninage MS-OFFICE gotta? Sardar: Address kodi Sir, nodkandu bartini!!.... Rating : DIFU07SAR021 A machine rings if sum1 lies. American:I think I can drink 20 beer cans.Trrngg! Russian:I think I can eat 5 kg chickn.Trrngg! Sardar: I think... Trrngg.! Rating : ***** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:12 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR016 Sardar goes to petrol pump sees a board written " Don't use cell phones here" Sardar picks his mobile , calls 2 every 1 in phonebook and says DON'T CALL ME NOW. Rating : DIFU07SAR017 Srdr1: If u tell me wat is in my bag I wil give u some of the eggs frm my bag. If u tell how many r there, I will give all the 8.... Srdr2:Give me some clue.... Rating : DIFU07SAR018 Waiter gives bill 2 Sardar. Sardar gives card. Waiter: sir, this is Ration card. Sardar:So what? U have written outside ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.! Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:00 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR010 A sardr had gone 2 an interview 4 da post of a detective. Intervwer: who kiled gandhiji? Sardar: thankx 4 giving me da job. i wil investigate. Rating : **** DIFU07SAR011 Sardarji Waiting at bus stop, one gentleman came there by Bike & asked : "you want lift ?" SARDARJI says : "NO thanks, my house in ground floor Rating :* DIFU07SAR012 Biwi: O ji car ki speed itani kyu badha di ? Sardr: oji, car ki break fail ho gai hai, exident ho jaye iske pahele ghar pahoch jate hai...Ji...!! Rating :** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 6:55 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR013 A sardar prays daily for two' hours: "Hey Bhagwan meri lottery laga de.." After one year Bhagwan angrily appears & says:Abe sardar ek bar ticket to le le! Rating : DIFU07SAR014 A sardar slips & falls due to Banana peel. Gets up and starts walking, sees another banana peel ahead and says - SALA PHIR SE GIRNA PADEGA.... Rating : DIFU07SAR015 Sardar on phone"Doctor my wife is pregnent.She is having pain right now". Doctor:Is this her first child? Sardar:U fool,this is her husband. Rating :*** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 7:51 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR007 Sardar:Wat is D guarnty 4 dis mirror? Shopkeper:Put down frm 100feet of height,d miror will not break till d 99th feet. Sardar: Wow den Pack it Rating : DIFU07SAR008 A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..Ring master asked can anyone do it? SARDAR-i can, but first take lion away.... Rating : ** DIFU07SAR009 Sardar Is drivi a jeep in a jungle, Tourist:if lion comes very close to us then how can we escape? Sardar:Giv right indicator&Turn left!? Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 9:10 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR004 Once a hungry Sardar went to a hotel but he drank only TEA and came back.U know why?Because the hotel's name was "Kha-math"... Rating : DIFU07SAR005 Sardar got into a buswhen conductor asked for a ticket he gave 10 rs and took the ticket and told "april fool i have brought the pass"..... Rating : DIFU07SAR006 sardar was arrested while he was on the aeroplane.What was his fault?He was excited on seeing his friend JACK in d plane & screamed"HI JACK". Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by dimba at 10:01 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Sardar Ji DIFU07SAR001 A Beautiful Tragedy..Sardar's wife dies. He is calm but his wife's lover isfuriously crying...Finally sardarconsoles him"Don't worry yaarI will marry again" Rating : * DIFU07SAR002 British:Y u indians are different colours. see v r all same colour. Sardar: Horses r different colours but donkeys r same colour. Rating : DIFU07SAR003 Sardar sitting at bus stop,saw a truck that was pulling another truck by a rope.He laughed &said "baap re ek choti si rassi le jaane ke liye dho lorry..Gud mor. Rating : **** <<Previous O O O O O O O O O O Next>> posted by dimba at 6:06 AM 0 comments	. SARDAR . SANTA BANTA . VTU . SHAYARI Archives April 2007 May 2007 August 2008 March 2010

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