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Sardar Ji

DIFU07SAR049
Sardar 1: Did u cnslt d eye doctr abt ur eyes?
Sardar 2: Yes, bt d doc was blinder thn me.
Sardar 1: Hw'd u knw?
Sardar 2: He was lukin at my eyes with a torch!...
Rating : ***



DIFU07SAR050
A sardar's penis was inside a prostitutes mouth.
she said giv me 500 othrwise i'll bite dis.
srdar bola giv me Rs.5000 Nahito su su kar dunga.
Rating : **



DIFU07SAR051
What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA & JESUS..?
SARDAR replied.... "ALL ARE BORN ON GOVERNMENT HOLIDAYS..!!!"
Rating : ***

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