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DIFU07SAR031
A bus fel into a lake,every1 swimmed across,then suddenly
Sardar JUMPS IN searches 4 some1,
when asked whom he seaching 4
Srdr:sala conductor change nahi diya..
Rating : ***



DIFU07SAR032
Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
Sardarji: Sir i m Ph.d.
Interviewar: whatdo u mean by Ph.d.?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY......
Rating : **



DIFU07SAR033
A sardar to a callgirl
whats ur rate?
girl:100 on bed, 50 on sofa, 10 on floor,
Sardr gives Rs100.
Girl:-Oh ,on bed!
Sardr:No, 10times on floor!
Rating : **

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