SMS Junction: August 2008

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	You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Santa-Banta DIFU07SAN04 Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint? Rating : ** DIFU07SAN05 Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 10:38 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Santa-Banta DIFU07SAN01 Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. Rating : ** DIFU07SAN02 Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University. Rating : * DIFU07SAN03 Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga. Rating : **** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 10:28 AM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Shayaris DIFU07SHA04 Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!! Rating : ** DIFU07SHA05 tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya................. paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya! Rating : * DIFU07SHA06 tujhe dil bhi nahi doonga zaalim tujhe jaan bhi nahi doonga zaalim mera peecha chod de varna tujhe badnaam kar doonga zaalim Rating : **** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 3:03 PM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database Shayaris DIFU07SHA01 "Marne ke baad hum narak me jaana pasand karenge... poocho kyon? Tum jaise dost Swarg me thodi milenge..." Rating : ** DIFU07SHA02 apne muh miya mitthu bole Book khulti hai... exam ka sama hota hai. Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai. Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati.. ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!! Rating : * DIFU07SHA03 Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai? Rating : **** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 2:52 PM 0 comments	. SARDAR . SANTA BANTA . VTU . SHAYARI Archives April 2007 May 2007 August 2008 March 2010

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