SMS Junction: April 2007

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	You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database VTU Messages DIFU07VTU004 Hi evry1.As my xams r nearby on,i hv startd studyin n Hve decided no more in2 msging so i bliev u ppl wil cooperate wid me..Thanx.? Rating : DIFU07VTU005 Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born,and Stops only When V enter the exam HALL!! Gud day Rating : DIFU07VTU006 Newton's 6th Law: Lecturing is d phenomenon of trnsfrng infrmtn 4m d notes of d lecturer to d notes of d students without passing through 'd minds of either.. Rating : ** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 10:25 PM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database VTU Messages DIFU07VTU001 A group of donkeys lead by lion can defeat a group of lions lead by donkey. -Socrates. we the lions are led by a donkey called VTU. Frwrd 2 lions. Rating : ** DIFU07VTU002 Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer." No wonder why so many of us are speechless during d practicals viva.... Rating : * DIFU07VTU003 Exam OFFER:- Bring a chit on exam day scratch N show it 2 ur nearest Teacher & Win free trip 2 principals office & enjoy 3 yrs vacation at home.... Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> Labels: education, exams, funny, sms, vtu posted by Dimba at 10:24 PM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database VTU Messages DIFU07VTU010 3months of lecture! 3weeks of internal tests! 3days of study! 3hrs of exams! 3mins of correction is wat we call ONE SEMESTER! Hapy Semstr xams.. "ALL THE BEST" Rating : * DIFU07VTU011 Great students like us operate on the principle of rockets... Until and unless we have fire in our ass, we r not goin to study.....!!Good night Rating : DIFU07VTU012 Power of vtu stu 2004 batch..V answered 3exams in 2006.. 3rd sem in jan-feb, 4th sem in july, 5th in dec..! This includes 18subjects &6labs.Tats an achievement. Rating : * <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 10:17 PM 0 comments You are here : DIMBA>>Fun>>SMS Database VTU Messages DIFU07VTU007 My hobbies: playing wit dinosaur, Swimming in tsunami,Skating in volcano, catching bullets when someone fires, Flying, and writing VTU exams..... Rating : DIFU07VTU008 Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born,and Stops only When V enter the exam HALL!! Gud day Rating : ** DIFU07VTU009 Movies related to College :- Exams-Kalyug Classes-Kabhie Kabhie Viva-Encounter Examination hall-Chamber of secrets Examiner-Mrityudata Course-Godzilla Paper Correction-Andha Kanoon Exam Time-Kayamat se Kayamat tak Question Paper-Paheli Answer Paper-Kora Kagaz Marks-Asambhav Paper out-Plan Cheating-Aksar Last Exam-Independence Day Result-Sadma Pass-Ajooba/Chamatkar Fail-Devdas Vacations-Masti Supplementary-Aakhri Rasta... Rating : *** <<Previous ### Next>> posted by Dimba at 10:16 PM 0 comments	. SARDAR . SANTA BANTA . VTU . SHAYARI Archives April 2007 May 2007 August 2008 March 2010

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